Whisky Writes

master has been in india Whisky Portrait
for the past ten days
he tells me there are
lots of street dogs in india
and they all look rather like me
but none of them is as handsome
of course
he s right

Street dogs in Puri, India

in india
most of the people are hindoos
that means they revere
lots of animals such as
cows
monkeys
a bull
a crocodile
rats
and snakes

some people worship frogs
but that s just sick

i think i see a career opportunity
they don t worship dogs yet
i think i ll become their new god
there is a problem though
all the best hindu gods
have names ending in -a
such as shiv-a
krishn-a
durg-a
ram-a
brahm-a
ganesh-a
durg-a
indr-a
and sury-a

in future i shall be known
to my hindoo devotees
as whisky-a.

apparently they have
mechanical frogs in india too
but they look rather different

Indian mechanical frog

whisky


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1 comment so far

  1. K on

    shiv-a – Wrong – it’s Shiv
    krishn-a – Wrong – It’s Krishno
    durg-a
    ram-a – Wrong – It’s Ram
    brahm-a
    ganesh-a – wrong – It’s Ganesh
    durg-a
    indr-a – Wrong – It’s Indro
    and sury-a – Wrong – it’s Surjjyo

    These are correct spelling.. and rats are not at all revered by Hindus


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