Whisky Writes

a couple of days agoWhisky Portrait
my master had to adjust a strap on my harness
he said it was because i was getting fat
nonsense
i m just big boned
and i do wish he d stop calling me greedy
i just have a healthy appetite
earlier today i was scratching madly at my collar
i think my master must have put it on wrongly
but he said it needed to be let out a notch
because i d put on weight
bastard

yesterday i was playing with my master
in the garden
i was teaching him how to
kill the frog by throwing it
he didn t do a very good job
at one point the frog ended up
over the wall in the next door garden
he says there was a sudden gust of wind
right like i m falling for that old story
i wasn t born yesterday
it was rather piquant though
seeing him trot around to the neighbours
and come back bearing a lime and orange frog
with the stuffing falling out of it
whilst the building workers looked on

today i finally managed to kill the frog
it s a tough job but someone has to do it
there were frog innards
all over the place
of course i tried to deny it was me
but my master had the evidence

Whisky & frog
Whisky & frog
Whisky & frog

guilty
moi

whisky

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1 comment so far

  1. Nigel Webb on

    The change of authorship has dramatically improved this Blog. If only Whisky could be trained to bite the bloke that insists on posting the occasional political diatribe.


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